My Wedding Speech

  • Me: I'm in love with this guy ever since i was a teen. he's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and he does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when im sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
  • Guests: Awwwwwwwww
  • Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Zayn Malik so i'm stuck with this little shit

katara:

I’m so bored of being single gorgeous hilarious and beautiful

bckybhnes:

love yourself and accept the fact that steve rogers is bisexual

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

enstarprise:

alegbra:

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

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It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

folieafab:

Reasons I should be in a band:

1) I’d be really amusing in interviews

2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter

3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)

4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good

Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:

1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical
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