baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

infiinite3scape:

I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

blastortoise:

i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

luxuryniall:

why leak nudes when you can leak one direction’s fourth album

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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