i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat
i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.
why leak nudes when you can leak one direction’s fourth album
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow